cut the mayo

To not be capable of a basic task

This guy can’t cut the mayo.

by James Washburn March 27, 2024

Cutting a kiwi

Slang for jacking it

Just finished cutting a kiwi....I swear that doesn't mean jackin it

by joshuaNHL October 10, 2023

Cut up

To engage in sexual intercourse, joke around with your friends, do something dangerous, or all three.

1) Ooo girl we cut up last night. It was so big.🤭
2) We were cuttin up during history class and the teacher yelled “stop joking around during class time.”
3) She cut up last night and almost got caught by the cops.

by Teaspill November 9, 2020

Cutting the Bird

The act of leaving work for the day before your shift has ended.

Mark: Dude, are you cutting the bird again this week?

John: Yeah, I have a doctors appointment today.

by Headless Bird April 28, 2014

Cut It

verb

in reference to cutting the cheese, as in farting, or making gas

ex. 1- i’ve been cutting it all day

ex. 2-

person 1.- dude ive been holding this thing in all day
person 2- man i am not listening to you cut it
person 1- you’re in luck ‘cause this gonna be silent but deadly

by ji trojan bitch August 10, 2022

Cut From Two Different Cloths

Raised in the same era with a different mentality than others not raised the same mostly in a positive way big on loyalty and respect. Stand on business not the same as others leading always !

Omg did you see how they handled that yeah I woulda never did that that’s out of pocket we “CUT FROM TWO DIFFERENT CLOTHS” don’t compare me to them

by Oh yop February 19, 2022

Cut it off

A slang term for castration or used to ask some to stop doing or saying something that is annoying or offensive, sometimes used to to indicate a man’s marvelous ability to organize his language before he speaks.

Man 1:”Cut it off guys”

by DinkyMcdungus November 20, 2022