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Cold fusion

When a heterosexual couple partakes in unprotected intercourse and neither partner sweats yet the male achieves orgasm and the female conceives a child; this applies only when the people are related to one another
“Why does Jimmy look so messed up all the time?”
“He’s a cold fusion baby.”
“Oh, that makes sense.”
by djborrelli01 February 26, 2018
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man cold

when a man is sick so he becomes incredibly rude to his significant other to cope for the illness he is suffering from. It doesnt matter if its a small cold, or the flu, your man will never treat you kindly.
"bryan has been so rude today"
"yeah he has man cold"
by boyfriendhater101 December 1, 2023
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Cold Tea

A “cold tea” is a British expression that is said to say if something is positive or negative.

If something is a “hot tea” then it’s positive. However if something is negative then it is a “cold tea”
Example 1: “Oh man that party was so dead. Just one disappointing cold tea.”

Example 2: “That was a steaming tea of a dinner thanks mum.”
by Parallel-knight July 23, 2022
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Ken Doll Cold

It wasnt till I was balls deep that I realized it was Ken Doll Cold!
by Spookm14 June 27, 2019
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Cold turkey

When someone drops their turkey neck and balls in some ice water and then rests them on a sleeping friends face.
Q -Ay Man what was that on my face that woke me up?
A- Bro you just got the cold turkey from Alex.
by Heman468 August 12, 2022
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Cold Jacket

Take a bunch of cold medicine and try to jerk off
I had the sniffles last week so I took some dayquil and had myself a cold jacket
by nobodywhomatters December 6, 2023
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Asking if the sun is cold

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.

2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.
Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”
by Scharey! December 7, 2024
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