Jerry Cold

Cold equivalent of lukewarm

“Man I left this frozen burrito out and now it’s Jerry Cold”

Jerry Cold by Grant Scott Hansen October 20, 2025

as cold as Hell

An oxymoron. Canada is cold, but Hell? No, Hell is a warm place!

I was on the Highway to Hell, then I slipped and made a wrong turn into Hull - where I froze my arse off. Hull is in Ottawa-Gatineau and north of forty-five, so "as cold as Hell" really isn't a strong enough term to describe this frozen torment.

The great white north is something directly out of Robert Service's "Cremation of Sam McGee" and Hell is a warm, welcome respite by comparison.

as cold as Hell by bitchuck January 6, 2026

fool's cold 

The minor sets of sniffling and brain freezes one suffers after drinking a Slurpee.

Tim: I knew that scummy-looking guy was bad news! He tainted my Slurpee and got me sick!

Jerry: Don't worry dude, it's probably just fool's cold.

fool's cold by logostak January 3, 2009

The pizzas getting cold 

When your high is staring to wear off.

{Guy 1} Hey, Dude the pizzas getting cold {Guy 2} Oh shit dude, lets bake another one!

The pizzas getting cold by JayyBird October 30, 2010

Cure-to-the-common-cold

Stripping down to your boxers, covering yourself in warpaint, running around the neighborhood, screaming + brandishing a spear.

I found the cure-to-the-common-cold !

Cure-to-the-common-cold by nouns June 10, 2011

Five Quarters Cold 

Temperature cold enough to cause nipples to be the length of a stack of five quarters.

It's five quarters cold outside today.

Five Quarters Cold by Mr Code Name December 1, 2011

Bean is cold 

When a female is wearing a dress or skirt and her vagina and other private parts are cold.

girl 1: I can't believe you are wearing that skirt, it's going to get below freezing tonight.
girl 2: Tell me about it, my bean is cold!

Bean is cold by lovesdinosaurs28 November 10, 2012