chris cannie

All around god who fucks niggers to stay fit!

Chris Cannie beat my meat so hard

by ScripZero December 7, 2016

Chris Fixelius

Chris is the sexiest man on earth . He gets every girl. And usually does great in school. He got 81 procent on the good lookin scale. "Mamba out"

Oh take a look at that white boiii Chris Fixelius he is popping number threeee. Calling "Porzingis for MVP"

by Kristaps4MVP December 12, 2016

Chris Newcomer

Someone who likes to take it up the ass by his dog

Im Chris Newcomer and I like puppy to play with my balls

by Randommm1 December 22, 2016

chris hammer

A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.

Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!

by Chrishammer January 13, 2016

Chris

If you had to describe Chris in one word it would be perfect cause he is perfect. Nothing should change about him. Hes sweet, nice,kind, good-looking, and has an amazing personality. He's beyond cute his, hair, smile, freckles. He's just perfect. If you have a Chris your the luckiest person alive because Chris are the best. Chris are also pretty popular. Almost everyone knows him wants to be around him. He's so perfect in every way possible. I love Chris.

Perfect
Girl 1: chris is so perfect
Girl 2: I know but hes mine

by Lunaknigt June 27, 2019

chris rico

literal fucking boulders. they’re called chris ricos because they’re rich in lbs and act like chris griffin. nobody is fatter than the big kahunas that are chris ricos. in fact, you can spot a chris rico by the little moons caught in their orbits. not only are they fat, but they are big boned too and everything including their skulls are massive.

chris rico is a ball.

by djscrimwithdat808 July 2, 2019

chris moeller

a dumb ass bitch, loser, weirdo
kinda fat, the only one who’s ugly in his entire family.

“have you seen chris moeller around?”
“nah i haven’t seen that dumb bitch since he started dating that satanic chick”

by sour_hoe445 July 2, 2019