Asshole

Someone who doesn’t care about your feelings/heart because they look for worldly lights not heavenly light

If they cheat and leave you broken hearted, I wouldn’t be surprised

Somebody that asks out for a date and then never gets back to you about and makes you wait a whole three months only to find out about there newest boyfriend wow what as asshole thing to doo

by Wild Jagah March 6, 2023

Asshole

A person who isn’t nice, isn’t respectful, and doesn’t treat people correctly.

Zack is being such an asshole!

by I am that bad ass bitch March 3, 2020

tequila asshole

The burning sensation while taking a dump after drinking a lot the night before.

Bro my asshole is on fire! I think I got tequila asshole dog.

by The Bobby Brown July 30, 2022

classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater

"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"

by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023

Asshole Nod

That moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past.

Dude: "Hey bro did the bossman come talk with you?"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."

Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"

by McDoodles October 27, 2014

Asshole

Place where shite comes from. Usually used in context where waiting at a red light in traffic and as soon as the light changes, before having time to lift foot off clutch, driver behind beeps horn to move ahead.

Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.

Brick labour: *throwing up 1000 bricks 2 story lift. 500 to go. Listing and whistling to the tune “what do we want? Mud and bricks, when do we want’em? ..now!
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.

Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.

by -dipshit May 3, 2022

asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013