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Donkey

A term of endearment to s friend or a homie
Yo Bruce whats good Donke

Aye whats good Donkey what u doin

You get it
by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019
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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
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A difficult situation in which a palestinian chick is about to get seduced by two french speakers.
"Reem is like a donkey between two haystacks"
by Pembertonthedon November 5, 2013
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Burping the donkey

Testing the airflow of a bong while filling to the correct water level
Doc was burping the donkey so he could get ready to do a dab.
by cheddachris2 June 20, 2022
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The Laughing Donkey

“The Laughing Donkey” is the name of the person and the room party game “The Laughing Donkey”. This game were a bunch of consenting adult furries get a wheel and spin it until it stops on a name, whomever’s name it lands on must take a shot. This continues until someone passes out from drunkenness, this person is called “The Laughing Donkey”. “The Laughing Donkey” is then sodomized by the other players and sometimes even objects in the room. The goal of this game is to make the loser wake up full of the other player’s semen and make them hung over.
Person 1: “Where is Jonathan I need him to send over those IT forms so we can finalize the deal?”

Person 2: “Boss Jonathan went to that room party after the furcon and they played ‘The Laughing Donkey’ Jonathan was crawling all over the place this morning throwing up in the bathroom and leaving a trail like a snail, he CAN NOT work today”

Person 1: “God damnit why do only furries do IT I can never understand you fuckers!”

Person 2: “OwO; sowwy bossy~”
by EducationIsMyPurpose September 13, 2023
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Swamp donkey

A dirty little weight truck that is tough and goes in the mud
Dirty little truck usually driven by a country boy that hunts and fishes in the souther Louisiana swaps. He is driving a swamp donkey that needs to be cleaned up!
by Country Fun truck May 15, 2018
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Donkey Kong

The gorilla that refers to himself as an ass
In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position, it is the destination that we shall be heading.

At long last these fine gentlemen have arrived at this place or position, and they are currently in the process of fulfilling the task of presenting a form of entertainment to whoever might be watching this screen.

Perhaps if thou art aware of the lyrics to the display of musical poetry that they are about to present, then thou art more than welcome to come together with these gentlemen and act as they shall be doing.

We highly advise that thou perform the action of having the palms of your hands meet together, that is if thou happen to be in a suitable mood to strike the palms of your hands in a rapid succession in a manner that would normally generate signs of applause. Keep a good mind that thou art intended to be doing this while we bring you along the thrills of a popular genre of music of African American origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, typically electronic instrumental backing about primates such as this one.

Donkey Kong
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 18, 2023
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