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for a nickel i will

the punchline to a joke i knew as a kid,

i have long since forgotten the joke, but i have always remembered the punchline.

so, if someone asks you to do something for them,
just reply with a southern accent (cause it sounds better):
"for a nickel i will"
friend 1: " blow me"
friend 2: " for a nickel i will"

wallyboos 

Groupies and fans of the retail giant Walmart . Found hanging around , inside or outside WalMart , often longer than necessary to complete shopping ...sometimes not shopping at all .

Lifeless slags and bums hanging around outside of WalMart
I had to almost fight my way through the pack of Wallyboos just to get a gallon of milk today.
wallyboos by ultramagB May 18, 2010

I will fucking end you

If Kadyn says this to you, you might wanna run cause he is gonna fucking end you, he can and will hunt you down and you'll probably die in a horrid way .
Trey: KADYN SAID "I will fucking end you", HELP!

Tim: Go grab the gun and hide i'll try to buy you sone time.
I will fucking end you by Krax101 September 11, 2016

wallytacker 

A penis large enough that when they spin back and around again it stretches and touches there asscheeks
Holy shit, did you see that guys wallytacker? Yea dude, when he turned around it stretched all the way to his fuckin asscheeks
wallytacker by Muncey March 10, 2005

wally-world 

a slang-term or alternate for Wal-mart
I don't have anything better to do in this small hick town. Hey,I know I can go to wally-world(wal-mart)

dying will 

From the manga/anime series Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn. What you enter after being shot with a Dying Will Bullet if you feel regret about something you didn't do before you died. In Dying Will mode, the physical and psychological limits of the body are removed, and the person in the state will act out whatever it is they regretted, regardless of the physical or social consequences. Dying Will flames will come out of the person's forehead, and their clothes will apparently melt off (thought the underwear remains intact).
I'll confess my love with my Dying Will!
dying will by angermyode March 8, 2009