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Toilet paper wedgie

A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump
I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.
by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016
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Toileting

The act of shoving you're partners face into toilet water contaminated with mass amounts of diarrhea and piss.
Oh yeah, I just finished toileting.
by unncanny May 2, 2024
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skibidi toilet

1. A series created by Alexey Gerasimov that contains videos of toilet heads fighting camera people

2. A terrible creation that plays a part in ruining future generations and providing "brain rot" content

3. Something no one should ever watch
"I never play with Timmy because he loves skibidi toilet."
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bathtub toilet water dong

The act of putting your dong in the toilet and transferring it to the bathtub filled with water.
When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong
by Fart dong December 6, 2021
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toilet cocktail

A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.
As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.
by battleof_myself April 17, 2009
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cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.
guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.
by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023
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by MenacingMalleous December 21, 2023
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