The toaster stroodle

When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum

Dave got sent to the hospital after making the toaster stroodle

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

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Kaya toast

This shit is delicious alright? It's the best thing you'll every find at your local coffee shop.
And if you're a sick fuck like me, dip them in the soft boiled eggs like a mad man.

Person 1 : "Wanna get some kaya toast and milo?"
Person: 2 : 'Yeah bro"

by KennyDraws May 20, 2021

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Related Words

Toasc • Toascitizen • Toast • Toaster • toasted • Toaster Strudel • toastie • toaster mage • Toas • toaster bath

Cinnamon Toast Sacrificial Day

The day when you eat cinnamon toast crunch as a sacrifice to the cinnamon toast deities (or as an inside joke).

Cinnamon Toast Sacrificial Day is May 22nd

Jace! Remember, it's cinnamon toast sacrificial day!

by Enormous hand gab May 29, 2021

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It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021

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