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The study of how physically assembled groups will behave in a future of augmented reality, brain-computer interfaces, and perhaps telepathic connection. Crowds of the third millennium may not need to speak—they might share thoughts directly, experience collective emotions instantaneously, coordinate without visible signals. The sociology of these crowds examines how they'll form (through thought alone), how they'll decide (through collective consciousness), and how they'll be controlled (if at all). It also examines the dangers: crowds that can't hide dissent, that can be manipulated at neurological levels, that lose individuality entirely. The crowd of the future may be the ultimate expression of human sociality—or the end of the individual as we know it.
Example: "He imagined the sociology of the crowds of the third millennium after experiencing a VR concert that felt almost telepathic. Thousands of avatars, millions of remote viewers, all connected in ways that transcended physical presence. The crowd wasn't in one place, but it felt like a crowd—more connected, more intense, more real than any physical gathering. This was the future: crowds without bodies, connection without proximity, the end of loneliness and the end of privacy."
by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026
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Devices focused on eliminating friction to the maximum possible extent—the purest expression of the "long-duration" philosophy. LDMM3 aren't concerned with energy sources or thermodynamic cycles; they're obsessed with removing every last bit of resistance. Magnetic levitation in vacuum, superconducting bearings, quantum levitation—these are LDMM3 technologies. They don't create energy; they just refuse to waste it. Friction is the enemy, and LDMM3 are the ultimate war machines against it. With friction reduced to near-zero, motion continues for timescales limited only by cosmic background radiation or quantum effects. LDMM3 is what happens when tribologists (friction scientists) achieve nirvana.
Long-Duration Motion Machines of the Third Kind (LDMM3) "That magnetically levitated flywheel in a vacuum chamber will spin for decades on a single push. That's LDMM3—friction eliminated to the point where 'stopping' is just a theoretical possibility. It's not perpetual; it's just pathologically opposed to slowing down. Friction is the enemy, and LDMM3 won."
by Dumu The Void March 1, 2026
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Mr. thirdguy

The awkward third guy in a party of three that contributes whisper like echos of what the other group members say. for every three normal people in the world there is one awkward third guy.
there was Leo, Maudie, Lalo, and that awkward "Mr. thirdguy" Richy.
by laloman94 October 29, 2011
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J.G. Thirlwell

That guy from Foetus or Steroid Maximus...or whatever...
Did you see J.G. Thirlwell at the park yesterday?
by Moonghiest October 17, 2019
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3 A.M. Thirst

When the Devil throat fucks you so hard while you sleep, your throat turns into the Sahara Desert.
"Man last night I had the biggest 3 A.M. Thirst"
by ThatOneFahgot May 3, 2021
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Sir. Yappington the Third

A person, usually male, who constantly talks non-sense, or yaps that they could either be royal or knighted for how much they do so.
James: Please make room for our highness you peasants, Sir. Yappington the Third is coming through!
Billy: *Yaps his way through the hall*
Philip: *Starts to tear up* His yaps.. They're so beautiful..
by The Remsters April 19, 2024
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