A floating humanoid creature, biologically designed to look like a cloth hoodie. The eyes of a hoodie man resemble black sunglasses and, the mouth protrusion has the design of a Medical germ mask. The youtuber known as kwite is the only known hoodie man in existence.
by Encouragement Cactus July 29, 2019
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Noob 1: Oh shit! I just got 4 shotted by The Baggie Man
Noob 2: Yeah me too, now he's doing the T-bag walk on me...
Noob 2: Yeah me too, now he's doing the T-bag walk on me...
by Shreyas Girme December 25, 2011
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Get the bal man mug.The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.
I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.
by Wageslut December 16, 2015
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Do you know the mufflessman? The muffless man, the muffless man? Oh do you know the muffless man? He never gets the vag.
Do you know the mufflessman? The muffless man, the muffless man? Oh do you know the muffless man? He never gets the vag.
by olleitiv December 20, 2013
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Get the Man-Twat mug.A man that has a sex harness and sits in it while having his asshole eaten. There is 2 straps that keep the ass cheeks spread for better pleasure.
I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.
Man, you sure are a harness-man
Man, you sure are a harness-man
by Spiderlocnow August 13, 2019
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