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Donkey Dick

That man has a donkey dick, call him Donkey Dick Defler
by hamsandy October 22, 2023
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Maple Donkey

A slur for a Canadian
Canadian: “sooory”
American: “we don’t like your kind around here, your nothing but a no good, dirty maple donkey”
by Solinvictus August 27, 2025
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ignorant donkey

to lack knowledge as hugely as a donkey
yo finsider you an ignorant donkey man
by notyofriendman June 9, 2011
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donkey bongos

“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”
by Dr. Cheez June 25, 2021
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Donkey slap

When a male slaps a female round the face causing bad bruiseing and pain. Then he cums all over her face.
Omg Jessica, brad just donkey slapped me babe.
by Donkey slapper 89 March 5, 2018
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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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The Cincinnati Donkey Cart

When you're hitting it from behind and pop your balls into the booty hole then she clench down and start crawling around on all fours, draggin you behind her.
My knees have been killing me ever since I gave my wife The Cincinnati Donkey Cart!
by Lizzinonsomezizuuuurp October 27, 2022
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