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Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree
by J_tits November 11, 2011
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Alberta Tree Bog

you law a log on the ground and you grabble your partner, you smear it in their face
Hey me and girlfriend were getting bored of our usually sex acts, so i gave her a Alberta Tree Bog
by Mr TreeBog July 5, 2025
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touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them
“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”
by Da Chew April 3, 2024
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The BG Gacha Tree House

A bulgarian tiktok collab account for gacha users made by WeirdKit_1K(known as Azul back then) in May 9th 2020.
The collab account consisted of the following members:
Viktoria - she was the first to join. Weeks later she left due to needing to make another tiktok account, she went inactive since.
Kamen - Kit's ex, they became "gf and bf" for 3 months but later they broke up.
Face4eto - Laura's ex. Was homophobic and not active in the group, later left.
Teo - A very nice person who is still friends with the few remaining.

Toximity - Today known as SirCalicoIII, was a active addition to the group. Still great friends with the others
Laura - A nice person in the group, not much known since the end of the collab.

Kit,Calico and Teo are still active online.
"Remember The BG Gacha Tree House?"
"Yea it was nice while it lasted"
"I guess"
by WeirdKit_2K November 18, 2021
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tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree
Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.
by libby2013 July 7, 2016
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tree muff

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.
by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017
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plum tree

Prunus domestica, the European plum is a species of flowering plant in the family Rosaceae. A deciduous tree, it includes many varieties of the fruit trees known as plums in English, though not all plums belong to this species. The greengages and damsons also belong to subspecies of P. domestica.
Wow! That plum tree looks great! I'd love to just grab a plum and eat it!
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