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Bryan The Rock

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan the Rock
by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023
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Liquid rock

Your Liquid rock.
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school of rocking

to cover a song and completely destroy it.
they are completely "school of rocking this"
by arggggggggggggg August 18, 2010
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Cock Rocks

Bend over bitch, my bag is full, I gotta drain my cock rocks
by sciflyer.25 November 29, 2022
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Flock rock

Another term for contemporary Christian pop or rock music.
My cousin started playing drums in the church band; he's learned a bunch of flock rock songs over the past month.
by Twitcher73 July 13, 2015
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rock patrol

Someone searching the carpet looking for imaginary dropped crack cocaine rocks. Patroler Usually winds up smoking pieces of plaster or popcorn cieling.
Jimmy thinks he dropped a chunk now he's on rock patrol.
by Luvmechanic May 16, 2016
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rocking the globee

In short. Smoking meth or heroin out of an oil pipe.

Globee is a glass pipe sold as an oil burner but is actually used for smoking meth or heroin
That guy was rocking the globee until the cop busted his ass. That's what he gets for being a tweeker.
by Old school trucker October 9, 2018
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