Mike

A common american name. So common, even more common then Jenny. Mike has around 513,580 people with the name and Jenny only 149,533. Step up you game Jenny. Mike is mike.

"Jenny is dead, she has been dead lol." Mike laughed.

by A Gay Child February 14, 2022

killer mike

Some random nigga who robbed Travis Scott at the Grammys.

rap fan 1: yo bump that new killer mike album
rap fan 2: who tf is killer mike
rap fan 1: the goat
rap fan 2: gun to your head name me 5 killer mike songs fn

by mrtakethatrisk April 15, 2024

Mike

Self absorbed anime lover who coincidentally happens to be bisexual and obsesses over anime girls and smokes weed 24/7/4/12/10. He is very picky when it comes to choice of video games and gets pissed over the tiniest of infractions. He'll constantly ask questions too usually something to do with your opinion on something.

You're acting like Mike right now.

by Nerdgaming104 August 31, 2022

Mike-a-veli Special

A hockey goal scored by one-timing through the five hole of a goalie.

Oh get real, that's a Mike-a-veli Special.

by Da Hamburgla January 4, 2010

Mike's Law

In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.

Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."

by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013

Mike Lindell

a Biden supporter in Trump supporter's clothing

a more chill/moderate version: Ron DeSantis

Ignore that extremist retard Nick Fuentes, that dude is just a Mike Lindell

by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023

Mike

The best friend you will ever have but he’s chronically dyspraxic.. He will never fail to make you laugh though!

Mike is a cool dude with dyspraxia.

by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024