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Social Media

A format for people to vent about the fuckery in their lives.
I videotaped myself telling my boyfriend that I caught him cheating on me with my best friend and posted it on social media.
by Life's Not Fair June 18, 2017
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Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996
Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then
by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022
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social akward haruto

He has more than 1k hoes and he uses dem hoes to get pats his big sister Missaisa always wants to do seggs with him but big man haruto always tells her to not and then he just hugs her
Social akward haruto is such a funny guy
Social akward haruto is so seggsy
I want to kiss social akward haruto
by Definetlynotharuto May 15, 2021
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Social Piranha

A pun on Social Pariah, it's a more fitting term for a very social but toxic and even aggressive person. A bully. Think lawyers, politicians, and Hollywood producers.
Unless children are gently disciplined and educated by their parents, they will become social piranhas as adults.
by peanut butter cup June 5, 2025
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Social context matters

Factors like social class, migration patterns, and exposure to different language communities can significantly contribute to language loss in urban environments.
Social context matters is a social class, migration patterns and exposure to different languages.
by Abundance Love January 12, 2025
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Social Athiest

Doesn't believe in any Social Ideology like Popularism (The idea that you need to be rich and look a certain way and have hella friends and be self-centered to be on top and for happiness and believe they are superior to those below them solely because of 1 thing they have over the other person) or Bandism (The idea you need to do everything opposite of the populism ideology). A Social Athiest believes in just being himself and doesn't let anyone tell them what they have to be or what they can do they are happy with whatever lifestyle they have and have faith that life will get better without the need to be jealous or greedy, unlike the popularism ideology. Social Athiest belives both popularism and bandism are both morally wrong and believes in just being real. NOTE Social Athiest is NOT the same as religion athiest. Famous celebrities who are social Athiest were Kanye West, Micheal Jackson, Muhammad Ali, 2pac, Phil Collins,John F Kennedy, Donald Trump, Flo-Rida, Big Sean
I don't dig with popularism I don't overthrow my friends like that Im social Athiest bro Im a real mf here
by Definations78 January 20, 2024
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socially social distancing

to be physically social during social distancing during coronavirus. Meaning that you're still hanging out with friends even though there's a world crisis. A socially social distancer will have an ignorant family, and goes out with friends so they can post about it, thinking they're cool because they're breaking the rules. They do it for clout. They don't care about the people that are dying, they want to maintain they're status, or they're going out to do drugs because they're addicts.
God, that whole group is still going to each other's houses and socially social distancing! What asshats! Stay inside!
by my definitions are precise April 21, 2020
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