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Beef Snake

Long snake like turd derived of the home cooked variety
He just dropped a serious beef snake after all that dinner he ate!
Beef Snake by Lambeau1002 January 1, 2022

Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”
Penis snake by Toby magenta January 3, 2022

angry snake

when your having sex and push your woman on the ground and tie her legs and scream im going to go have sex with your mother/sister she will chase you like a angry snake
john: i gave a sally a angry snake last night i screamed her mothers name
zack: cool dude
angry snake by forkman11 March 12, 2022

Jaffa Snake 

A pasty and sickly looking ginger chav

with Brady eyes who will likely steal anything from an e-cig to his own sisters virginity, and then stab you in the back.
"You wanna chill with Connor pal?"

"Na, don't trust him, man looks like a Jaffa Snake"
Jaffa Snake by Pom123 April 8, 2022

Carpet Snake 

A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.
Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus
Carpet Snake by Chips Magee June 10, 2022

Cunt Snake 

When someone slithers in and is cunty without reason.
Sandra Dee was such a cunt snake during that meeting today.
Cunt Snake by Walvas June 12, 2022