Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019

grape salad

1.a convicts dinner. since salad tossing in prison is a thing , and most do prefer grape jelly , thats a grape salad they tossin.

when buying drugs in prison , its customary for the buyer to toss the salad of the seller , with either grape jelly{for xtra flavor} or syrup. most prefer grape jelly. that is a grape salad

by the inventive incentive October 4, 2022

Noodle Salad

When a group of guys put plastic dildos in a girls mouth.

The boys and me noodle salad this girl last night!

by Karen Schnipples September 4, 2016

Tadder Salade

Its a food made out of potatoes, and pther stuff. Its, a southern thing.

People call me,' Tadder Salade '.

by Officer Wilkinson July 23, 2017

Mc salad

If you have ever entered a McDonald's store you might have seen on some coupons a hefty salad carrying the same ingredients as your fatty big mac. One might think, salad is healthy ayyy. WRONG, that salad weighs more than a newborn baby and has enough cals, fats, carbs and even sugar to run a 2 ton elephant. If your on a diet and want some Salad i suggest eating the cardboard that its served on. So instead of eating a entire Mukbang in one sitting by yourself why not try some plain kale with a few croutons. Now, if you arent concerned about your waist line you might want to consider the countless articles stating that MacDonald salad's contains parasites. If I where you I would get a Mcrefund. (haha very funny ik)

normal dude : Hey dietitian, do you think I lost a few kilo's?

dietitian : I think you have been chugging down on some Mc salad.

by Dr.Mali July 27, 2020

Disappointing Salad

When you try to toss her salad but she shits in your mouth.

Bro, lastnight I was tossing Natashas salad and lets just say I got a Disappointing salad instead.

by Dissapointing Salad June 25, 2019

Tapatio Salad

When you're tossing someone's salad after they've had an extensive amount of hot sauce on taco Tuesday.

Man, she was hot, but she had Tapatio Salad and my mouth is on fire!

by JustJess1987 March 8, 2022