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meat scooter 

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.
"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."
meat scooter by NPD June 9, 2007

Egg Shoot 

The female sexual/reproductive organ.
She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg shoot tightened!
Egg Shoot by Stormy Weather December 25, 2007

Red Scooter 

p. When a male is raming his penis into a womens loose vaginal play area, an his penis pops out and slides very hard arcoss the top outside of her vagina. Leaving a redish mark, such as when one slaps another and leaves a red mark.
"I was so caught up in the moment I accidentally gave her a red scooter, the next night I saw it had turned into a bruse.
Red Scooter by Josh Cody March 5, 2009

Dookie Shoot 

a mixed drink, patron (or everclear) and vodka with a dab of chocolate liquer!!!
Let me get that dookie shoot on the rocks.

Jess (scoot) 

Female who rides a scooter and constantly gets in the way of other people. Some people get that angry they hit her.
Ed: I got snaked at the skatepark today
Iris: By Jess (scoot)?
Ed: Yes. How did you know?
Iris: She does it to everyone. Did you hit her?
Ed: Yep
Jess (scoot) by bobmcbobchimp November 21, 2010

angry scooter 

When a shaven man has sex with a girl and she gets subsequent pubic rashes on her labia.
I thought it was herpes, but the rash was just angry scooter.
angry scooter by Antibaby December 27, 2010