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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014
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russian gypsy

A Russian gypsy is a gypsy from Russia and speaks it’s Own language
Prs1 are you a Russian gypsy. Prs2 yes bley
by Russian gypsy man November 30, 2020
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Russian Dodgeball

Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.
Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea
by DilfFucker69420 September 27, 2023
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Russian icicle

The act of sitting upside down, ass towards the sky under usually the edge of one’s roof, and waiting for an icicle to fall and mercilessly penetrate your asshole. When the Russian icicle falls, if done perfectly, will land directly in your rectum.
Me and John will be waiting for Russian Icicles later today.
by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024
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Silent Russian

An alcoholic drink consisting of 2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, and 1 part ice.
Catwoman drinks a Silent Russian, hold the vodka and rocks, in the movie Catwoman.
by AsmodeusXr January 11, 2012
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Russian Chinstrap

When a man lays his scrotum on someone’s chin, and the recipient spreads the scrotum tightly over their chin towards their ears.
Frank gave me a Russian Chinstrap.

It’s easier than getting a Russian Chinstrap!
by Poopmagnet September 10, 2021
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Russian icecube

Jim- why the fuck are there tampons in the freezer.
Bob - we're making Russian icecubes.
Jim-what the hell is that.
Bob- vodka soaked tampons put in the freezer so it's nice and cool when we put them up our bums.
Jim- oh sweet
by E Bird July 28, 2022
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