Russian success

When a person or system reports as having successfully completed a task, however, it has not actually been successful.

The backup failures are not being reported as failures. They are a Russian success.

by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024

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Russian success

When a person or system reports a successful completion of a task which has not actually been completed successfully.

A reflection on the Russian military reporting very minor advances (which were in fact failures) as great successes.

The system is not reporting failed backups as failures. They are Russian successes.

by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024

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Russian Sinkhole

A gaping asshole that can accommodate anything inserted into it

You bro that chick had a Russian Sinkhole

by The Static of Bolt February 20, 2024

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Russian Finish

When a masseuse provides a Happy Ending with a titjob, instead of the more common handjob.

Bro, I had the greatest spa experience yesterday. The masseuse had huge knockers, put some nice smelling oil on 'em, and gave me a Russian Finish. Best hour of massage in my life.

by jinlongan February 25, 2024

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Russian hot air balloon

When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.

Did she really give Ryan a Russian hot air balloon in the gym bathroom?

by John pipes March 5, 2024

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