murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.

Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

Marjorie Toilet Greene

The incompetent toilet-mouth MAGAt from Georgia who no business being in the U.S. Congress.

There goes Marjorie Toilet Greene shooting off her foul mouth again. She needs to be flushed from office like a giant turd.

by LaughingAloud January 17, 2024

toilet tart

A toilet tart is an attractive woman who likes to get intimate and do naughty things by herself or with others on a toilet

Wow look at that hot babe posing on the toilet. She's a total toilet tart.

by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023

Skibidi toilet

A series in YT SHORTS from which is the worst thing possible. Meant for ages 0-8

Child 1: OMG SKIBIDI TOILET FANUM
Child 2: huh

Child 1: BRO YOUR SO OHIO L GYAT CENATE

by s0rphira January 14, 2024

toilet washer

A toilet washer is an 8th grader

"Ayeee you're my favorite toilet washer "

by Whale niggers 😂 April 19, 2018

toilet ball

the floating ball in older style toilet mechanisms that float in the toilet tank to tell the valve when to stop filling

Can you buy a new toilet ball?

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle

this audio makes you want to burn to death when you listen to it.

"I Hate Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle"

by plungebot August 2, 2024