National Give Head Day

On November 16th, you must give or receive head from your boyfriend, girlfriend, or dog

Boyfriend: It’s November 16!
Girlfriend: Hands up pants down! It’s National Give Head Day!

by CraftyCat05 November 11, 2019

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National Respect Women Day

A day dedicated to giving women the respect they deserve. Nationally observed on April 18th.

Person 1: Hey man, do you see that chick over there? She's thicc as hell!
Person 2: Nah, it's National Respect Women Day. We gotta give her respect.

by wholesomehours May 27, 2018

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National Grab Titty Day

April 13th.

I only did it because it's National Grab Titty Day

by Aitken May 26, 2018

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National fortnite only day

November 5th is national fortnite only day.
The only thing you can do is be a epic gamer and play fortnite. If you don’t play fortnite you are classified as a sinner and will be executed!!!!!!

Epic gamer 1: It’s national fortnite only day
Sinner: ewww I’m not playing that game
Crucifier: you shall sent to hell!!!!
Epic gamer 2: That’s all I play so let’s get in a duo!!!!

by FORTNITE_IS_EPIC November 5, 2019

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National Finger Ass Day

April 2nd is National Finger Ass Day

Are you ready to finger some ass on National Finger Ass Day?

by Kboyleswag June 28, 2016

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April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!

Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!

Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids

by Bigasseater May 28, 2018

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