Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.

I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

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Lip Blanket

A term used by Canadians to refer to a kickass moustache.

Hey dude, Shawn’s got a fuckin unreal lip blanket.

by TheChelDefinitions November 01, 2020

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Wipe ya lips

What you tell someone who is all up in your business or talking shit

*in a group setting/groupchat*
Joe: “Jackson can’t get any bitches with that haircut bruh”

Jackson: “Okay buddy, wipe ya lips”

by k1ng_k0ng1204 December 20, 2023

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Lip fest

(1) A party or gathering in which 80% of the attendees are female..cus of their vaginas. (2) A reverse sausage fest.

(1) "Dude come to this party it's a total Lip fest."

(2) "Man this baby shower is a huge Lip fest"
(3) "I heard the bachelorette party was a complete Lip fest."

by SUPER DRAGON!! August 23, 2015

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Lip Smacka

A woman's second pair of lips need moisture too...Lip Smacka does the job. Lip Smacka is that special thing that comes from boys. Lips Smacka is a hydrating substance applied to the Labia.

Also used to describe a girl when she's bitchy because if you never moisturize those lips, you will be a very unhappy lady.

Yesterday, I felt a little dry so I had a special moment with my boyfriend to keep them nice and moisturized for the day...Mmmmmm delightful Lip Smacka.

by Terisa December 17, 2007

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