Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.

I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

trout lips

something heather calls harold in season 2/total drama action

harold: "write down all your good ideas, and we can bring them up at the next team meeting. i'll second you. cool?"
heather: "go jump in a lake, trout lips!"

by iloveyouchica August 11, 2023

dick lips

lipsYou have bit round lips and use hem for sucking dick

Girl you got dick lips

by Jordan_Tate_23 May 31, 2015

Lip Tripper

A derogatory term for an African American

Paul: Hey look at the size of that black lads lips, if he isn't careful he will trip over them
Jamaal: *Click click click*
Paul: You are a real lip tripper sometimes Jamaal
Jamaal: "Clicking intensifies"

by Bendym4n123 September 16, 2023

Arazona fish lips

When your drinking Arnold Palmer arazona tea, so you make fish lips to try to get the contents of the drink in you mouth instead of an your dick.

Steve,

Martha looks like a fuckin idiot with her arazona fish lips

by The real nibgas September 20, 2018

Puckered Lips

A really tight butthole that look like puckered lips.

The other day I was banging a virgen and she had the tightest Puckered Lips ever

by ACORDE August 10, 2010

baboon lips

When a male or female has their pants pulled up so tight, you can see their corn hole outline through their clothes.

Ex. Did you see the baboon lips on kelly, it gave me the stink eye.

by PMSKelly December 10, 2015