```the kentucky way```
The kentucky way is when you say you'll do something today, but end up doing it in a week.
The kentucky way is when you say you'll do something today, but end up doing it in a week.
Guy 1: Want to fix this thing for me?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll do it in an hour
**one week passes**
Guy 1: Did you fix it?
Guy 2: No, I didn't
Guy 1: that's just the Kentucky way...
Guy 2: Sure, I'll do it in an hour
**one week passes**
Guy 1: Did you fix it?
Guy 2: No, I didn't
Guy 1: that's just the Kentucky way...
by yeeticusprime April 1, 2020
Get the the kentucky waymug. A sexual act where a person shouts "It's watermelon time" as they shove their thumb inside the other's rectum.
"I met this crazy unit at the range, we hooked up and I gave them the "Kentucky Plug" it was awesome. We even kicked eggplants afterwards!"
by Tea Recks May 20, 2021
Get the KENTUCKY PLUGmug. When you are fucking your sister and dad walks in you continue fornication and climax and in your father's face
I was fucking Bobbi Jo when dad burst in and sister and I went to the finish and dad got the Kentucky hay loft to the face.
by Hymengrinder June 14, 2018
Get the Kentucky hay loftmug. When your next door neighbor decides he wants to leaf blow at 10:46 at night, in the rain. So you jump on the KTM 125 and start ripping through your yard to prove a point. Raise and praise
by Loubacaa June 8, 2019
Get the Kentucky Standoffmug. When a person bends over, gets their ass slapped then a thumb up the butt while receiving a hickey on the neck.
by AKSquad May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky Thumbmug. 
Using ones thumb to stuff into an orifice or cavity, be it life saving necessity;(Scott of Kentucky Ballistics) or boredom; (Brandon Herrera:the AK guy)
...I felt a desperate throbbing wet sensation, so i stuffed the ol' Kentucky Plug in there, you know, the way kinfolk often do ...
by Alaskan Tundra Tyrades May 21, 2021
Get the Kentucky Plugmug.