kentucky gummy

Ken· tucky gum· my / kən-ˈtə-kē ˈgə-mē

1: Fellatio performed by a resident of a

Kentuckian nursing home or retiree

community.

I stopped and got a Kentucky Gummy while visiting Grandpa at the old folks' home.

by KaptainKillbilly December 11, 2020

Kentucky Thumb

When you're bleeding to death and stop the bloodflow by plugging it with your thumb.

Also slang for fingering a woman.

"If AK daddy Doesn't make the AK-50 soon, I'm going to forcefully give him the Kentucky Thumb"

by SadBoiBrax May 20, 2021

Kentucky plug

A sex position in which one uses there thumb to stop an open artery from bleeding. Named after the Kentucky ballistics SLAP round incident.

Babe, you're getting the Kentucky plug tonight

by Taz the donkey May 20, 2021

Kentucky Road Rash

When two lesbians are scissoring and one of the lesbians shin grazes the other’s butthole and it happens to be a little dirty. The result is a poop stain on the shin.

Larissa was amazed that Savannah gave her Kentucky Road Rash.

by C Rob80 November 10, 2025

kentucky fucked

When you get really fucked about something you did or it about to do.

my friend: mate I just fucked John's sister yesterday on that party
me: mate you are Kentucky fucked because he hard about that on the very same day

by lgnc April 19, 2020

The Kentucky Plug

When during sex with a menstruating woman, (or traumatic injury resulting in uncontrolled arterial hemorage) you jam your thumb in the hole to hold back the red sea.

"Man, Scott would be figgety fucked after the slap round if he hadn't deployed the ol' Kentucky Plug."

"Man, I got my red wings last night. It would've looked like a Kentucky Ballistics video if I hadn't pulled out The Kentucky Plug.

by Whistlin Dixie Normous May 20, 2021

kentucky lube

When you squeeze chicken grease onto your dick and add vinegar.

We couldn't find any Vaseline, so just whipped up some Kentucky lube.

by Kornflak January 27, 2015