the act of completely messing up a great situation by bashing yourself and dealing with your own personal problems rather then helping out the ones who really need you
Guy1: Yo man go help out your girl! She is sitting by herself and crying and all you do is Pulling A Jay
Guy2: Nah sorry man I'm hating my self rn
Guy2: Nah sorry man I'm hating my self rn
by Leifoh May 27, 2017

by asdffdsaasdffdsa1111 August 11, 2010

A dumb cunt who does not stop talking about the fact that he smokes, works and does cocaine with his own dad. He is usually a Manchester United fan that is bankrupt after buying a ridiculously pointless mini fridge. He gets angry and frustrated when you call him 'James' ever since he decided to call himself 'Jay'. He calls himself 'Jay' because 'everyone else does'.
by jayrichardson1234 February 21, 2018

a nigga who could fight and hates it when peolle try to fight his fights. a sad person, big pickle, loves anime of course, and has like 383747474747 exes possibly more than your parents credit score
by reprisal September 27, 2019

Jay Smitty is a scholar and a gentlemen. He sports a generous meat sword with great torque and penetration efficiency. He looks like one of those fuckin crickets off Men in Black yet strangely reminds me of a ruggedly handsome Idris Elba. His career as a QB has ended but his talent unfortunately never existed. He is a prime example of a degenerate gambler long ass elbow cocksucker, but I commend him on his luscious skin tone and dry ass knee caps. Jay Smittder is a fuck!! A fuckin dawg!! P.s. Let’s get weird.
by TobyFuckinTobinson May 18, 2024

jay is the most helpful and kind man you will ever meet. he plays amazing volleyball, is a pro at every video game he touches and shines the lives of everyone around him. it is rare to find a good person inside and outside, but if you have found jay-- consider your wishes granted. he will buy you your favourite food whenever you are sad and make you talk about your feelings when you don't know how to. you will find that he will sometimes know you better than you know yourself and there is nothing more attractive than that. if you have found your jay, keep him and cherish him.
Person 1: This guy is so selfless and sweet, I want someone like him.
Person 2: Yeah, he seems like Jay.
Person 2: Yeah, he seems like Jay.
by shars181 May 7, 2024

A fat kid who loves KFC and sweets he is bad at all games and he make fun of every one and all of his family are fat and he is an ORGH
by Sjeopk February 20, 2020
