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Jacob Curtsinger

A hot single male looking to mingle with the neighbors mom
Dude you’re acting like a Jacob curtsinger, you gotta stop
by Goblinceller69 July 23, 2022
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jacob is a sweaty bitch
damn, jacob is extra wet today
by weewooweed42069 July 27, 2022
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Jacob

He is obsessed with coffee, annoyingly optimistic, and has curly hair piled upon his head. Jacobs are too smart for their own good and always want to help other people. Just beware of their tenacity to make horrendous puns.
Jacob is a little odd.
We love how happy Jacob is.
by Irishmoonlight July 28, 2022
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Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 7, 2022
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Jacob and aliyah

Jacob and aliyah are I think the most cutest couples of all time in my opinion
🧍 ♀️:did you see Jacob and Aliyah

🧍:yeah why?
🧍 ♀️:their like the most cutest couples in school
by Aliyahsscoolasf June 8, 2022
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jacob

uglyass nigga that is sherm and he sucks dick for a living with desmond and has a small ass dick
uglyass jacob
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy who loves Goths and femboys and would absolutely get on his knees and call them mommy no questions asked
Did you hear Jacob's snapchat with that one got got leaked?
by FemboyLover90210 June 12, 2022
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