Jake English

one sexy man

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."

by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021

Jakes

Police. People use this word to look less suspicious.

Jakes kicked down my front door and took everything

by Karinpidh October 16, 2020

Jake

A absolute fuck tard.

Jake your such a fuck tard.

by Cheek clapper 123 May 6, 2020

Jake Kinghorn

He lowkey kinda dumb, but some how passes every college class without trying. He also gets a ton of play from both genders and can dunk from the 3 point line.

Person 1: You hear about Jake Kinghorn?
Person 2: Yeah I have! Haha, Idiot.
Person 1: Retard.

by DoDoDude101 October 27, 2025

Jake Noble

Jake Noble is the best kinda person and had a extremely large penis

That guy is deffo a Jake noble

by FTC STAND UP February 16, 2021

Jake

Jake. Jake is a character from 'Jake and the neverland pirates'.

'Jake, look out! Captain hook is near!'
'Thanks, Izzy!

by Anonymousyapple November 24, 2021

Jake

He is the stupidest person in the whole world

Omg he is so jake

by Caden faris August 27, 2018