magic internet money

What normies call crypto currency.

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.

by crypto chad April 3, 2024

Internet Goblin

A person who spends most of their time using the internet with malicious intent.

Fred does not have many friends because he is an internet goblin.

by Dark_Shark925 January 15, 2024

Internet Depression

A more dramatic way of saying, "I'm bored."

Most teenagers like to act edgy with their internet depression.

by CuriousCaleb June 17, 2018

Internet

The shit your using right now. dumbass...

guy 1: Hey whats the internet?
guy 2: wtf dude ur dumb

by Mushroom Man :3 September 9, 2021

Internet troll

Someone who is jobless and causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"

“Guys look at that internet troll that must be james”

by derrien May 7, 2022

internet

A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have. See also: urbandictionary.

My sexy colleague did not date with me. So I will connect to internet and post random sexy pics about my imaginary, symbolic sexual life.

by Federico Ortoverrundo December 26, 2022

Achim's Law of the Internet

Achim's Law of the Internet is the rule that anything posted on Social Media by a celebrity will offend someone .

Guy 1 : Man, I'm so done with everyone being offended on Twitter
Guy 2 : That's a good example of Achim's Law of the Internet

by TheCorrectWayToSpell25 December 9, 2020