bunning her salad

the act of having unprotected anal sex with a female partner.

ya so me and chloe were goin' at it and i ended up bunning her salad.. it was pretty good!

by theAnon February 7, 2014

Her

A animal of the female gender (typpically human) that a male of the same species will always put his cock into

A:yo i got her good last night
B:so you lost your virginity?
A:fuck you

by Hollyleaf May 15, 2018

Get her Jersey

Getting her name and number, the two things found on a baseball jersey.

Tom saw her from across the club and was like "Cracka, I gotta get her jersey!"

by BrosefTheBroLord May 18, 2015

Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

by DesertofSong January 13, 2011

Her

Speaking of her... I saw her the other day. Her and her fat, short inferior husband went to the strip mall by my house... 🤏 That close Jordan

Hym "Don't invoke her as though she has been victimized in any way, shape, or form. I should have choked the shit out of her little ass... But I didn't! So I'm not morally culpable in any way. I've actually never done anything wrong. And I'm better than everyone. And I don't belong in an oven because I'm not a Jew."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

Getting her printer fixed

Something people in college yell at you when you walk with someone of the opposite sex.

Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?

by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 8, 2018

Asian Woman Smothers Her Own Daughter To Death

Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.

Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025