shower sexual

you are sexually attracted to showers and you like men.

Nisa: I’m gay and i love showers they are so hawt
Me: you’re shower sexual

by masypoo May 2, 2021

Shower tired

Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”

I can’t right now because I’m shower tired.

by Photogal November 10, 2022

shower whiskey

Drinking your own piss while in the shower.

I can’t wait to drink some shower whiskey!

by Workingforaliving May 31, 2023

Silver maple shower cap

A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.

Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!

by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023

Yukon Shower

When you sneeze on a bald person's head thus, showering them in a fine mist of snot.

Thanks for the Yukon Shower, you asshole

by Partydude17 May 6, 2022

grooming shower

A shower taken just for shaving

I'm wearing a skirt tonight. I'll have to take a grooming shower

by Sarah fake name April 21, 2015

Escort shower

Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes

Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower

by nasheedb January 31, 2021