smelly hat

the result of the fetish of defecating on someone's head.

I have a nice collection of smelly hat videos.

by cholo carwash February 23, 2011

dog hat

A furry winter hat with ear flaps that look like a dog's ears, hence the name.

Look at that guy with the dog hat!

by Loquacious_T February 23, 2011

doing hat

an alternate name for a condom

Hey Matthew, do you have a doing hat I can borrow for the evening

by hockeynutt21 March 27, 2011

ass hat

When the balance of a person's entire physical make-up is nothing more than a hat for their ass.

You are truly an ass hat.

by Blankedyblancblanc November 28, 2011

hat sag

when the tip of someone's beenie droops down like a flaccid penis

Damn that kid has some hat sag

by hat saggah November 10, 2011

Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.

That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.

by haskdj November 14, 2011

Forward Digger Hat

An overweight Homosexual from Two Harbors, MN.

Gee whiz. Every time I go to Two Harbors I get hit on by that goddamn Forward Digger Hat at Pamida.

by DDDuluth November 17, 2011