When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020
Get the Barfed In My Hatmug. "I thought we would at least end up doing the Blackpool jizz"
( A Bukakke party where every looks like Liz from Coronation street where everyone spunks on an
old lady who resembles Liz the old barmaid
A party full of bad looking ladies or a party where you all jizz on old ladies ....i kinda glad we didn't x up at a Blackpool party hat
( A Bukakke party where every looks like Liz from Coronation street where everyone spunks on an
old lady who resembles Liz the old barmaid
A party full of bad looking ladies or a party where you all jizz on old ladies ....i kinda glad we didn't x up at a Blackpool party hat
by HackneyRobbo September 24, 2025
Get the Blackpool party hatmug. A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.
On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.
A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.
A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.
On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.
A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.
A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.
You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.
by Geordie6 June 16, 2024
Get the swiss hat trickmug. by anonymous December 25, 2020
Get the Start the hatmug. by Wisegrandma666 August 28, 2019
Get the sat on my hatmug. by Scsmagikarp February 14, 2023
Get the green hard hatmug. When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio
by the most awesomeme May 16, 2022
Get the Fisherman's Hatmug.