golden tsunami

When your getting a blumpkin in a porta john and your buddy pushes it over, engulfing the victims.

Jake was getting a crazy good blumpkin in the porta john from Aotumn, when out of nowhere Austin decided to give them a golden tsunami.

by Big big big big loser December 2, 2023

Czech golden shower

When a VZ-61 Skorpion fires a 20-round magazine empties before any of the brass hits the ground.
Defined by Brandon Herrera in his video about the said weapon.

"It's like the Czech Golden Shower. I'm not sure if that's on Urban Dictionary, but I'm sure it's not my description."
-Brandon Herrera, in his video on the VZ-61 Skorpion

by FirewreackerNik4 November 17, 2022

Golden lick

When a man is urinating and someone licks the side of his penis.

That girl was so drunk she gave me a golden lick in the bathroom at the club.

by MA&D September 15, 2016

Golden Brooks

A "Golden Shower" is when one person pisses on another. By contrast, "Golden Brooks" is when an television actress pisses on a script.

Thank goodness there are no more table reads this season. I don't want to subject myself to another Golden Brooks.

by Kevin the Hamburgerler June 9, 2008

Golden Shoal

Noun. The yellow stain on the underside of a toilet seat.

Get a brush and some cleaner and scrub out that golden shoal.

I would rather lick the golden shoal than go out to dinner with you.

by RushinBot294 January 1, 2020

Golden snitch

The golden snitch is a ball used in the Sport 'Quidditch' (from the Harry Potter movies/books/etc.). The game ends when the seeker of one team catches the golden snitch.

Ron: Harry caught the golden snitch!
Hermione: We win!

by Taeskookies November 10, 2020

Golden Giraffe

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.

I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sports” the golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.

by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024