Ethan John

Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.

He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!

Girl I: "Oh my word, is that Ethan John??"
Girl 2: "Yeah yo, and he's mine!!"

by Fellybeemanloveroohahh January 31, 2023

Ethan

A gay person whos a selfish little bitch who backstabs and has bad breath.

Omg he wrote a book on us! total Ethan move!

by Jwjwjwjiw July 11, 2020

Ethan Stefanou

Porn addicted male slut who likes to jerk to pictures of his ex and present girlfriend. Extremely addicted to porn. Wanks an average of 7 times a day. Needs to get a life.

"What the fuck is ethan stefanou watching on pornhub!!"

by RobloxSLut July 29, 2018

Ethan

AWSOME HOT ATTRATCTIVE BUFF BIG AWSOME SEXY MAN THAT DOSENT TAKE OF HIS JUMPER AND IS ULTRA SEZY AND HAS MASSIVE PEENIS. AND HAS THE HOTTEST ABS

Sexy : ethan

by Xnxbddjddudjdjif January 15, 2022

Ethan Dolan

is a beautiful young man. chiseled jaw line, breathtaking chocolate eyes, dark shiny hair, has a perfect body. but most importantly he is also a soft gentleman who will treat you like a princess. he’ll never let go of you and love you unconditionally

“ethan dolan is really hot”
“sis there’s more to him than just that”

by nopeitsme November 25, 2019

Ethan

Ethan’s think they are very normal and are not weird. When people do funny or weird things, he gives them a stare. He also likes to stretch and struggles on taking stuff from his backpack. He can also harass girls.

You know that Ethan over there, he’s so mean!
What did he do?
He keeps calling me weird for laughing at his ass!

by tehrealjams May 30, 2019

Ethan

Extremely cool kid, ask Kallum, he always tells Ethan that he's a cool kid. This kid is a little special but a complete chick magnet, I mean Ava said no but... still.

Oh wow Ethan, you're such a cool kid.

by Im not the Ethan that im defin May 12, 2018