Dad

Something you don't have. Roasted.

Player 1: You got shit on that's why you don't have a dad. Player 2: How did you know?

by Tyler Blevins March 15, 2021

best ok dad in the world

hes just ok

dad i got you this mug that says your the best ok dad in the world

by eeeeeeeeee.e March 18, 2021

Dad

The first real man in your life.
Strong, caring, motivating, selfless, one-of-a-kind.
He loves you, comforts you, supports you and helps you, no matter what.
Also known as son's first hero and daughter's first love.

Person: Who's your favourite hero?
Me: Definitely my dad. He's so great.. supportive, loving, kind.

by xlovexchaosx March 20, 2021

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

dad

the guy that left you

me:hi dad

dad:ima go get some milk

me:but dad we already have 8 jugs of milk

dad: ``walks out house''

by soumaya and tahir= April 8, 2021

nymex dad

no one knows where he at

yo wheres nymex dad

by 12345678wertyufghjvbnm, April 13, 2021

Dad

Something I dont have.

John: hey bro wheres your dad
Me: Up your ass

by John Cenas bbc April 14, 2021