Crosswalk Nap

n.

A method of suicide. The act of laying down in a crosswalk hoping an oncoming car will help you sleep for a long time.

I was tired of living, so I took a crosswalk nap.

by HST Wannabe March 25, 2013

Crosshamming

When one's penis Touches or "crosses" the penis of a midget, or otherwise smaller person.

Karen the weirdest thing happened today. I was gettin done with a shower and stepped out and BAM!! I just crosshammed a little person. I was so angry. You never want that to happen! Crosshamming is so horrible.

by Solocholo August 4, 2013

crosswalk golfer

A man (usually from wealthy neighborhoods) who practices their golf swing when stopped at crosswalks.

Many men in their 40's are crosswalk golfers.

by D'Pez Poopsie December 28, 2013

crossfatter

A crossfitter who doesn't prescribe to the traditional crossfit diet.

Crossfitter: "Check out that chunky dude do muscle ups!"
Crossfitter 2: "He's a crossfatter."

by Tigerswan February 13, 2014

crossatch

A man who always brags about how big his testicles/balls are.

"Yesterday,John was being such a crossatch!"

by Bungieooh4a December 19, 2014

crosshanded

with one's hands cross across one's chest.

The nude woman is standing on the beach crosshanded (meaning she is hiding her boobs with her hands).

by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 23, 2015

crosshatch

Crosshatch

(v): To take something that was previously boring, unoriginal, or old, and visually revitalize or renew it.

(v): I crosshatched my plain black dress with a purple trim along the bottom and a gold snake embellishment on the neckline.

The shop crosshatched the front window, and it looks great.

Can you help me crosshatch my fashion-style?

This place needs a serious crosshatching.

by MKC! May 20, 2014