fool's cold

The minor sets of sniffling and brain freezes one suffers after drinking a Slurpee.

Tim: I knew that scummy-looking guy was bad news! He tainted my Slurpee and got me sick!

Jerry: Don't worry dude, it's probably just fool's cold.

by logostak January 3, 2009

Five Quarters Cold

Temperature cold enough to cause nipples to be the length of a stack of five quarters.

It's five quarters cold outside today.

by Mr Code Name December 1, 2011

Bean is cold

When a female is wearing a dress or skirt and her vagina and other private parts are cold.

girl 1: I can't believe you are wearing that skirt, it's going to get below freezing tonight.
girl 2: Tell me about it, my bean is cold!

by lovesdinosaurs28 November 10, 2012

Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.

Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017

blue with cold

chiefly British, of a person or body part
: blue from being exposed to cold for too long

Her hands and feet are blue with cold. He was shivering and blue from the cold.

by itatí June 25, 2017

brutal head cold

When you're too hung-over from celebrating and have a nasty head-ache.

Sorry I can't make it to work today, I have a brutal head cold

by NoMercyEh December 21, 2017

Mans not cold

The winter version of mans not hot
Going outside in underwear in winter, when it's freezing cold.

Dave: Jeez man! Are you crazy? It's like -20 degrees!
Tom: Mans not cold!
Dave: Dumbass!

by BigBoss420 December 25, 2017