Cum Turkey

Before Thanksgiving, A man gets so unbelievably horny that he pounds the thanksgiving turkey.

John - "Dude, my wife wouldn't give me any pooty-tang, so I did the ol' cum turkey."

Bill - "NO WONDER THE TURKEY IS STUCK TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH!"

Cum Turkey by Richard Quipe November 17, 2007

cum plant 

the leaf/vine like plant that, when ripped oozes a white secretion that is very similar to man juice.

mark has an obsession withthe cum plant

mark: look guys a cum plant!
*drinks the fluid of the cum plant*
everyone: that is so horribly disgusting i think i'll have to kill gerry

cum plant by andrew osullivan September 12, 2006

Cum Musket 

Euphemism for the male sexual organ, typically used by men bragging about sexual conquests.

She was diggin it all right, all night long. She finally begged me to fire a few rounds out of the old cum musket.

Cum Musket by Jamie's got a gun January 8, 2007

cum slam dunk

When you jizz in a girls hand and then she immediately slams it down back in your face.

Jill finished the game with a cum slam dunk.

cum slam dunk by Lexie Lou April 8, 2008

Cum Hound 

A girl that would give her life for a huge nut load in her mouth

Hey didn't you fuck that smelly swamp donky. Yea but that cock whore was a real cum hound

Cum Hound by Mike Malone April 12, 2008

Cum Whip 

Cum whip: slapping one across the face with a used condom, preferably used on a female member of their family.

dude she was being such a bithc i turned that condom inside out and cum whipped that hoe!

Cum Whip by Angel XIII June 10, 2009

Cum Pumper 

Commonly thought of as merely a slang term for penis, the "Cum Pumper" is actually responsible for regulating the number of "pumps" a man feels during orgasm.

It is advisable for men to give at least a five minute rest between orgasm and urination in order to avoid unnecessary stress on the Cum Pumper.

Me, after sex:"Oops, I forgot to wait five minutes before urinating; now my Cum Pumper is gonna go to shit..."

Cum Pumper by Huevon June 19, 2010