Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.

“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance”

by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023

Banger

Bang in Germany

Can we banger some girls?

by Tealizard April 20, 2023

Badger

when you're the pound for pound best job Foreman around.

i'm going to "Badger" this job like i "Badgered" your mom last night!

by Jbrizzlefoshizzle April 28, 2023

banger outer

An object used to break a window to get out of a car.

When my boyfriend locked me in the car, I used a hammer as a banger outer, trying to work on on Barbara dictionary. We came out but your outer.

by Damn deana May 14, 2023

Barber

A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!

Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.

by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024

BaggerHead

The creator of uhadiat allawn, colorbox, Neesterversal, and jokesters!

Baggerhead did it very good

by Axhry August 19, 2024

banger

An all-star worker who multi-tasks and gets the job done well, and who also happens to be very attractive.

Compared to all the lazy and ugly workers around here, that new worker Kyle is a banger! He's easy on the eyes and gets work done so efficiently.

by Ghetto Homegirl NY August 21, 2024