Biscuit

A narcotic substance mostly abused by the British, alongside tea, at about 4.00pm each day

1234 Brits die of biscuit overdose each year

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Biscuits

A code word for cannabis used to avoid parents suspicion.

Guy1: (on the phone) I'll be at yours at 8.
Guy2: okay don't forget the biscuits

"Wow these are some crumbly biscuits"

by MidnightDipperJW November 10, 2015

Biscuit

A side order. The second choice.

1: She just got rejected by him, and now she's with you?
2: Yeah, so?
1: Dude, you're a total biscuit.

by Afellowbiscuit45 October 30, 2017

Biscuit

In the United States, biscuits are a fluffy, often round, pastry that's served as a breakfast staple or dinner side. British "biscuits," on the other hand, are what we Yanks call cookies. It's easy to see how some people can confuse a biscuit with a scone and vice versa.

Ey mate can you pass me a biscuit.

by Anonymous Desserts December 12, 2023

Biscuit

An ugly, overweight, moonfaced, cat that belongs to ELA teachers.

"Wow Beletsky's cat is an abomination"..."Yeah, he sure is a Biscuit."

by BiscuitHater May 13, 2021

Biscuit

the ugliest cat that has graced the earth. He is built like the moon emoji and has the emotional range of a spoon.

"Hey Biscuit looks pretty busted today"..."Doesn't he always?"

by BiscuitHater April 26, 2021

Biscuit

A Biscuit is 50k. The lingo was made by rapper Tfemi in late 2021

His watch cost a biscuit

Half of a honeybun is a biscuit

by Xhaka July 20, 2022