1. The part on any mammal's body that excretes fecal matter
2. The idiot who just cut you off and slowed down to 60 on the highway, and there was nobody even behind you, they could have waited just one god damned minute. But no. Of course not.
2. The idiot who just cut you off and slowed down to 60 on the highway, and there was nobody even behind you, they could have waited just one god damned minute. But no. Of course not.
1. "Jerry! You don't want to go in there! Kevin just walked out rubbing his asshole and talking about smelling up the place."
2. "Are you fucking kidding me, asshole! Oh no, you are absolutely right, you didn't cut me off, I just had to slam on my brakes and swerve to avoid hitting your ass. Fuck you asshole! You and your stupid blue Prius."
2. "Are you fucking kidding me, asshole! Oh no, you are absolutely right, you didn't cut me off, I just had to slam on my brakes and swerve to avoid hitting your ass. Fuck you asshole! You and your stupid blue Prius."
by Miketsu May 17, 2018
Get the Assholemug. It plays off of the song EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD by TEARS FOR FESRS
SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL QUOTE
ASSHOLE FART
SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL QUOTE
ASSHOLE FART
A true ASSHOLE gives an ASSHOLE QUOTE , "it's my own remorse , CURT SMITH , yes , like I know you know the MORSE CODE and your sending it again.
Here is an ASSHOLE QUOTE as you ripped my dress dumb ass as that makes me incognito the female GET UP as media jerk , the female bullshit, "DUNB SHIT" so now I give a BRAGGADOCIO quote , " a person is only as great as their memory is" and SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL has an impeccable memory for nearing relevant facts and supporting proof plus SHE HE UT whatever you want to address knows how to play the decided GAME pretty much I will say decently.
JOHN just gave an amazing ASSHOLE QUOTE as he FARTED really loud and everybody at this 260 capacity restaurant headed his ASSHOLE QUOTE sound off.
Here is an ASSHOLE QUOTE as you ripped my dress dumb ass as that makes me incognito the female GET UP as media jerk , the female bullshit, "DUNB SHIT" so now I give a BRAGGADOCIO quote , " a person is only as great as their memory is" and SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL has an impeccable memory for nearing relevant facts and supporting proof plus SHE HE UT whatever you want to address knows how to play the decided GAME pretty much I will say decently.
JOHN just gave an amazing ASSHOLE QUOTE as he FARTED really loud and everybody at this 260 capacity restaurant headed his ASSHOLE QUOTE sound off.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 9, 2021
Get the ASSHOLE QUOTEmug. The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.
by BirdMan3110 November 10, 2019
Get the Asshole saltmug. When an internet troll questions your taste in media by using their own false claims of knowing how real plays work, they often claim that school plays don't qualify as actual experience and think that all drama classes are about learning about the likes of William Shakespeare, they also think that they know better than you in terms of pop culture references.
by MM132 July 13, 2016
Get the Uncultured Asshole Disordermug. by Gage2003A3 August 19, 2017
Get the Asshole ASSYmug. That guys an asshole
by East Polk County weirdo July 30, 2019
Get the Assholemug.