Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion
The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.
Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
by TheBirddude October 03, 2022
Guys with the most insane ability to get any girl they want. Also guys who will turn into the biggest assholes you've ever met if you fuck with them. Be careful with them around women you like as they'll probably get them first.
What happened" "I pissed off the Marshall brothers so they banged my girlfriend and my sister and sent me pics" "Damn!"
by Anonymous63401 January 21, 2011
Bob: ure mom gay
Dave: no u
Bob: ure dad lesbian
Dave: ure granny granny
Bob: ure sister a mister
Dave: I didn't want to do this but URE brother a hugger
Bob: soul is instantly devoured by the beings of the cosmos
Dave: no u
Bob: ure dad lesbian
Dave: ure granny granny
Bob: ure sister a mister
Dave: I didn't want to do this but URE brother a hugger
Bob: soul is instantly devoured by the beings of the cosmos
by Ure_brother_a_hugger_XDlolrawr March 17, 2018
by Kirsten March 07, 2016
They are Rican Brothers
by Rider44 June 22, 2020
Starting by a young girl named Jackie, who's actual name is biscuit, the term "Brother Leaf" refers to a guy as reliable as a leaf! Flakes off every fall and grows back every spring. ^_^
by Ramon Machiavelli December 08, 2011
by REBel Siren August 27, 2021