The opposite theory of the dead internet theorem.
The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.
The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.
A: "Bro why do you even watch so much porn, have you ever heard of dead internet theory, in 10 years all of these videos will have vanished!"
B: " Nah bro, I'm trying to hopemaxx and believe in Alive Internet Theory, you're such a downer"
B: " Nah bro, I'm trying to hopemaxx and believe in Alive Internet Theory, you're such a downer"
by Tyris The Downer August 2, 2025
Get the Alive Internet Theorymug. The name given to someone who believes everything they read on the internet or social media and forms an opinion regardless of facts or knowledge.
Frank: liberals are trying to take my guns away.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.
by Huge hammer69 May 8, 2019
Get the Internet politicianmug. When a person don’t like you they try to become friends with other people who don’t like you and talk about you together.
Girl 1- Y’all don’t like Keisha ?
All- No .
Girl 2- Okay let’s become friends .
Girl 3- Bet .
Girl 1- I’m about to go live and talk about her .
All- Lol me too .
They are internet groupies.
All- No .
Girl 2- Okay let’s become friends .
Girl 3- Bet .
Girl 1- I’m about to go live and talk about her .
All- Lol me too .
They are internet groupies.
by Aurlasia January 7, 2022
Get the Internet groupiemug. "Oh dude I heard you were in a call with packgod, how was your internet death sentence."
"He cracked me then buffed my weasel..."
"He cracked me then buffed my weasel..."
by Partyinaelevator March 23, 2025
Get the Internet Death Sentencemug. by I hate trolls cause they suck March 27, 2022
Get the Internet Trollmug. by Internet beefer June 18, 2020
Get the Internet beefermug. According to Titus Andromedon from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, “Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.”
Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.
by Rio9 July 3, 2018
Get the The Internetmug.