"I fucked this Turtle the other night."
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 10, 2013
Get the Turtlemug. When it’s cold or not and your dick decides to back inside yourself like a turtles head goes back in it’s shell.
Gawd damn! My dick gawn back in his turtle shell! What’s wrong lil guy? Ya cold? Come on out, I’ll keep ya warm in my hand.
by Dr.EvilRaj July 27, 2018
Get the Turtle Shellmug. When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea
I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea
by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025
Get the Sea turtlemug. UK version of Flippin' Frog legs
by anonymous August 15, 2023
Get the Sizzlin' Turtle Toesmug. by Turtle tickler October 8, 2016
Get the Turtle retreatmug. by Gmoneyhoney$$ November 10, 2019
Get the Turtlemug. Turtle-fish were a legendary race of giant sea monsters, mentioned only in verse from The Hobbit. The last of the Turtle-fish was named Fastitocalon.
by lwildes September 13, 2022
Get the Turtle-Fishmug.