shart-o-meter

A device analog or digital that measures the power & stench of a shart, also keeps track of the intensity of itch around perianal area later

Bob: They installed a shart-o-meter in our office
Jimmy: Wow! really!
Bob: Yeah Adam sharts every so often, it becomes unbearable. So they wanted to conduct a study & collect more data about sharts. It's part of a research project. The goal is to use the data to develop an early warning system for an impending shart.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 23, 2020

I o u

When you in debt to someone or very grateful for everything they have done for you.

I o u

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 2, 2020

The Sun-E-O

a boss who functions as the company cheerleader

A Sun-E-O will sometimes be heard saying "Wow, team, your hard work sure paid off."

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Ridge-o-Raj

An amazingly lively person with an iron will for destruction and vandalism. This type of person is normally a drug/and or alcohol abuser. Who also likes to headbutt things. Extraoridarily clever, yet is lazy to use the cleverness of his alexandrian brain

Ridge-o-Raj

by Anonnymos117 January 16, 2009

call o' dunking

The act of playing call of duty while dunking your cock in boiling coffee.

I was so mad when i was call o' dunking with decaf coffee

by ConVeX_ShotZ September 13, 2014

Tribe-o-wise

The ancient wise that was shown by the native American Indians.

The Native Council huddled around and discussed matters of tribe-o-wise, unlike our culture who talk of game systems and park bench.

by Zonal K September 23, 2019

pillsbury O-Face

When one ejaculates on a girls face early, so he must go down on her to while her face looks like its covered in dough so she can get off too.

Bro did you bang Becky?
Yeah but I came too early so I had to give her the pillsbury O-Face

by Castansa March 29, 2017