Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

cotton candy fuck

When one twink rolls his hips in a circular motion over another twinks dick.

"I know you like dick from a bear, but have you tried cotton candy fucking?"

by Checkers!! March 10, 2020

Fuck nut

A dumb fuck that does dumb shit for no reason

Omg stop being such a fuck nut Johnny

by Meanymani March 11, 2020

Ninja Fucked

Meaning to rape.

I ninja fucked that bitch last night thanks to some pills I slipped in her drink.

by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019

fucking fuckerson

derived from the ancient word fuck, a song lyric that means i did not subscribed to a person

I did not fucking fuckerson G-man

by saopsaopsaopasop January 19, 2022

fuck

1. fuck is a fucking word that can be fucking used in every fucking sentence
2.an fucking expression to show how fucking mad you are, like gordam ramsay

gordon ramsay-"This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling SpongeBob to fuck off."

by someone that i use to notknow December 14, 2023

Shut the fuck up

A phrase you can text to people that put their urban dictionary name in their instagram story and get a sense of accomplishment from stangers typing dumb shit into an open online dictionary.

just please shut the fuck up for the love of god make it stop there are people yelling my name from inside the walls

by Der Darmwanderer.ch November 24, 2021