National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL

Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

by Azterica July 14, 2023

Angie Day

angie day is for the baddest bitch alive that was born on 9/14. 9/14, angie day!

yoooo what day is it today??

u dumb??? it’s 9/14, aka angie day!

GET STURRRDYYYY ITS ANGIE DAYYYY

by dracuxlita October 31, 2022

Twizzy Appreciation Day

04/20 is the day to celebrate your twizzies. You might be thinking? "What is a twizzy?" A twizzy is the people you are closest with, and are you bffs. This term became popular with the rapper Yeat.

"Yooooo Happy Twizzy Appreciation Day my twizzy" "Thanks g right back at you"

by twizzy69420 June 7, 2022

National bigheadass day

8/31 the day we celebrate the bigass heads!

Theese “national bigheadass day “kids need some milk!

by Millymile August 7, 2019

National Violate Jojo Day

The date of November 13 shall be the day we’re jojo gets violated for trying to talk to underage girls

Boy 1- “Yo why is everyone ripping on jojo”
Boy 2- “Cause is National Violate Jojo Day”
Boy 3- “Good he tries talking to my 12 year old sister”

by Gotodafuckingwendys November 13, 2020

The Fur Day

Propaganda made by furries to notmalize fricking animals.

Furry:"Hey have you heard of The Fur Day? You have to do something I tell you!"
John: *Loads shotgun with religious intent*

by anonymous December 21, 2020

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult stonk for absolutely no reason and show no mercy at all.
Even if he is at rock bottom, insult him to the fullest extent on July 22nd.

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "stonk smells like a skunk" - "stonk more like stink"

by coreguy July 22, 2024