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National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”
by turbowashere March 26, 2022
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National Tape Dispenser Day

Tape Dispenser get used rarely and then forgotten about until needed again. We as a society under appreciate them. So November 23rd is National Tape Dispenser day in honor of all tape dispensers big and small.
“Yo did you know that it’s National Tape Dispenser Day??”
by mehmehdoggie November 23, 2023
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more beach days

All I want for Christmas is more beach days
by Muff8907 December 22, 2021
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Mandela Day

A day that takes place on march 13th.
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National Puke Day

It’s the day after Halloween so you know what that means... NATIONAL PUKE DAY. Time to eat every last bit of can’t you have and then puke it all back up.
Hey Timmy ready for National Puke Day!
by Velozity November 1, 2019
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Twiderpation Day

Also known as: Peter Pan Day, Geoffery Day, IDWGU Day.

Not to be confused with traditional Sunday Fun days.

Or Festivus festivities.

Originally celebrated 2011 in Milwaukee WI this is a day in which all members of a particular social pond break from otherwise responsible life styles to enjoy a day of no cares worries or responsibilities. These days generally include mistaken time zone recognition as 5 O'clock is observed with breakfast lunch and dinner.
My boss just told me Im working through the weekend, I cant wait for twiderpation day!

Twiderpation Day was so awesome I totally forgot I was in WI!!!
by Peter Banning April 21, 2011
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joemar day

by bussybuttsayeee January 16, 2022
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