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Retard respect day

November 1st is the day you respect your very tall retarded friends and give? 'em support and confidence
Respect me short mortal for it is retard respect day
by F- it October 28, 2021
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mjorf day

The day where you must ask out that qt you've been thinking about, which falls on the first day of August
"Who are you going to ask out for mjorf day?"
"Probably joe"
by and76 July 31, 2022
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National linking day

Today, May 6th is the national day of linking with your friends or family. Be sure to honor this special day by linking with the G’s
Kyle: “Shalom my guys. When are we gonna link G?”

Me: “May 6th is national linking day. Lets link then”
by Dequavis Jackson III April 16, 2020
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Dengue day

A day off work for someone too lazy to go in or to avoid extra duties at school example: taking a dengue day...a chill out day from work ...
hey guys I'm too tired from the weekend, I'm taking a couple of dengue days to relax and chill out...see you soon...
by Smartwords October 5, 2016
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national beezy day

National Beezy Day is the most important holiday because this is when the industry of music began, on August 30. This must be celebrated by music, and smoking pot.
Holy shit, it's National Beezy Day, let's smoke!
by kkigvifffv August 29, 2021
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national grab boobs day

National Grab boob day is when you grab your girlfriend's tits and squeeze it. National Grab Boob day is on December 12th along with National Grab Ass
hey sarah it’s national grab boobs day can i grab your boobs “go ahead”
by bobby kills December 12, 2021
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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